- boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
- girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
- hot30 girl: hey what song are you voting for?
- me: cheryl
- hot30 girl: excuse me?
- me: cheryl the pizzas here
- hot30 girl: huh?
- me: CHERYL STOP WATCHING THOSE DARESUNDAY FUCKERS.
- *hangs up*







